The Big House

Follow me and I'll show you to your room
An executive twin suite... with a view
... Free of charge
You can see the stars to the mini bars
In the big house, you'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the big house
No froggy no
Check out after ten
Or eleven years
You're a home away from home
Here's the guarded room since 1932
A five star resort, don't believe the online reviews
Pull up a seat, frog, grab yourself a stool
May I reccommend you try our famous gruel
In the big house, you'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the big house
No froggy no
You'll enjoy your stay
Perfect hideaway
Your home away from home.

Accomidation here is far superior
Than anything else you will find in Siberia
Every town as a silver lining
When you're inside you got time to find it
In the big house, you're never on your own
Life ain't bad in the big house
No froggy no
-Instrumental-
Living life in the big house
You'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the big house
No froggy no
You'll enjoy your stay
All expenses paid
Your home away from home.