Short People

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live.

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet.

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here.

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world).

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love.

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time.

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here