Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh

Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Haha
Haha
Time I tried to get a better better half!

Poor fool, he doesn't know
Hoho
Hoho! Etc
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!

Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty
It's him I know it It's him
Your part is silent, little toad
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad.

Serafimo, away with this pretence
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my croak!

Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Hahahahaha
Croak, croak, croak
Croak, croak, croak, etc.

Behold! She is singing to bring down the.

Ladies and gentlemen, the performance will
Continue in ten minutes' time
(He addresses Box Five, keeping one eye on the
Chandelier as it returns to normal)
.. . When the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss
Christine Daae.

Maestro the ballet now!

Raoul! Raoul
Christine, come with me
No.. . To the roof. We'll be safe there
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats
Do not panic. It was an accident. .. Simply an accident.