Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning

I've been a soldier quite a while and I would like to state
The life is simply wonderful, the Army food is great
I sleep with ninety-seven others in a wooden hut
I love them all, they all love me, it's very lovely, but.....

Oh! How I hate to get up in the morning
Oh! How I'd love to remain in bed
For the hardest blow of all is to hear the bugler call
'You've gotta get up, you've gotta get up
You've gotta get up this morning!'

Someday I'm going to murder the bugler
Someday they're going to find him dead
I'll amputate his reveille and step upon it heavily
And spend the rest of my life in bed.

Oh! How I hate to get up in the morning
Oh! How I'd love to remain in bed
For the hardest blow of all is to hear the bugler call
'You gotta get up, you gotta get up
You gotta get up this morning!'

Someday I'm going to murder the bugler
Someday they're going to find him dead
And then I'll get that other pup
The guy who wakes the bugler up
And spend the rest of my life in bed!