I Never Planned On You; Don't Come A-Knocking

Well, hello again
Please go away
I'm working.

A smart girl, eh?
Beautiful. Smart. Independent
I got no use for moonlight
Or sappy poetry
Love at first sights
For suckers
At least it used to be
Look, girls are nice
Once or twice
Till I find someone new
But I never planned on
Someone like you.

(Simultaneously with below)
I got no use for moonlight
Or sappy poetry
Love at first sights for suckers
At least it used to be
Bowery Beauties
Dont come a-knocking on my door
You arent welcome here
No more
I should have known you
Stuck like yesterdays trash
The night you stole my heart
Plus forty dollars in cash
Turns out my beau is
Just some bum
Turns out that love
Aint blind, its dumb
You never told the truth or
Worked a day in your life
In fact, youre so revoltin
I feel bad for your wife.

What are you doing?
Bowery Beauties
I wont be shaving your back
Anymore, no seor.

Quiet down. Theres a show going on
Bowery Beauties
Dont come a-knocking
On my door!

You are the most impossible boy ever
Bowery Beauties
Dont come a-knocking
On my door!

Shh!
No, I never planned on
Someone like you
Bowery Beauties
Don't come a-knocking
On my door!