Favorite Time Of Year

Yeah, don't you love the yuletide fun?
There's joy and cheer for everyone
I wait for Santa with a gun
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year.

Some sugar plums I haven't kissed
But mistletoe I must resist
‘Cause I'm on St. Frank's most wanted list
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year.

And there's a home
Where you can't go
And there's a life
That's full of love you used to know
For me, it's true, but kid, not you.

‘Cause your family's here
Yeah, they're still yours to hold
If you come in from the cold.

So if tomorrow, Santa's flown
The tree is down and you're alone
I'm always here right by the phone
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year.

Wait a minute, wait a minute… You didn't call me to apologize, did you? You've got no one else to talk to
Look out the window
Why?
Just do it
I'll call you soon but who knows when?

And Frank, I hope we'll meet again
Like when you're serving eight to ten
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year
He's a kid?
He's a kid!