Cathouse Tragedy

All right girls, come on
Move it along, dont dilly dally, men are waiting!

Gentlemen!
Come on in, right on in, to our temple of sin!
The sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion
And women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a Bordello
With something off for a change
2 dollars more you can have a dead whore
We specialize in the strange.

If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you out for a whirl!
Might I suggest you look under the dress?
Cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy.

There's an Asian Albino, and as far as I know
She has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it
If you tire of her thighs
Dont be alarmed by the girl with no arms
She's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana
She's bloody good with her feet!

If you get lucky this evening!
And one takes you out for a spin!
I'd be suggesting a lamby intestine
You dont know where these girls have been! Oh!
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy!
It's a curious sight!
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy.

They called you pretty in your hometown
Not to be petty
But here in the city you're not all that pretty
You're lucky we keep you around!
Now get back to work!

Come on in to the cathouse! We have pussies of every kind!
We have black, white and yellow, and red ones!
And only one or two are feline!
I'm your benevolent emcee
And I'm here to make sure they behave!
Sure they smell like cheese
And they're full of disease
But just think of the money you'll save!

Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy!
It's a curious sight!
Our female collection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy
At the Cathouse Tragedy!

Alright, girls. Move it along
I dont wanna be here anymore than you do
God, I should have been a Dentist....