Bad Sex

I just had sex and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over cause the bad sex is so bad
Yeah just had bad sex.

Have you ever really ever had really bad sex?
You regretting it all before it even begin
He smell bad, you feel sad, you wonder where his dick has been
And you pray he come fast like Kilimanjaro, hoping your vagina won't hit you tomorrow
You wanna stop but he's on top so you just push through the sexual sorrow
Last night I had sex with a motherfucking compass
Searching for my g spot like he's Christopher Columbus
It took him 15 minutes just to found my south pole
Frankly I'm amazed he stuck it in the right hole
Last night I had sex and it lasted way too long
Now I know why l'raina bobbit chopped off that guy's dong
I guess you can't transform a lemon into a lemonade
I don't feel mislead I just feel mislaid.

Last night I had sex and he wouldn't stop grinning
He must love Charlie Sheen cause kept screaming I'm winning
He was moving up on me like a Siamese twin
I'll never let him put his dick in my box again.

I just had sex and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over cause the bad sex is so bad
Yeah just had bad sex
I just had sex and it was so bad
A waste of my time, that's how about the sex I had
Was just a giant waste of my time.

Last night I had sex with a really good speller
Making letters on my chochy like I'm helen fucking keller
If I was the bread he was the sloppy jo, yo
All of his moves just had to go so go yo
Last night I had sex and it was so freaking boring
He didn't even notice when I started snoring
It was more depressing than a book by Robert frost
I swear the shit ain't worth the opportunity cost
Last night I had sex and couldn't wait to be done
So I started multitasking just to make it more fun
While he was feeling up my rackses, I finished my taxes
Now I think that it's time for me to relaxes
Guess what motherfucker, I just had bad sex
The guy was making faces like a kid with tourettes
I already feel bad for this dude's future wife
This sex was the worst 30 seconds of my whole life.

I just had sex and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over cause the bad sex is so bad
Yeah just had bad sex
I just had sex and it was so bad
A waste of my time, that's how bad the sex I had
Was just a giant waste of my time.

Whoever knew that sex could be bad
What's wrong with this picture it makes me feel sad
I'll never have to deal with bad sex again
If only I was a lesbian!

I just had sex and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over cause the bad sex is so bad
Yeah just had bad sex
I just had sex and it was so bad
A waste of my time, that's how bad the sex I had
Was just a giant waste of my time.